we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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