Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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