We won't sleep together?
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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