i was born a porn star she said
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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