About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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