so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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