we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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