First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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