I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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