dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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