Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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