Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
