smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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