Its about making memories worth repressing
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
is it fun? or sober?
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