My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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