his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
They took my balls.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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