put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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