You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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