Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
My pussy is not your playground.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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