it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
there was a trapeze. enough said
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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