okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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