oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
It's official drugs can't kill me
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
is it fun? or sober?
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