You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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