literally had 100 drinks last night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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