By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
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Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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