she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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