My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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