I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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