Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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