she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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