I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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