So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Found your dick twin last night
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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