i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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