i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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