You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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