birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I am available for nakedness
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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