its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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