Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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