As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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