Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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