It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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