I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
it glows. i had to have it.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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