i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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