Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
where are my eyebrows?
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