oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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