Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
North Korea, Best Korea!
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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