I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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