and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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