just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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