I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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