Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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