why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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