i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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