There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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