I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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