The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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