Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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