wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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